Hello all!
We are gathered here today to join Hiroshi-Satos-Bathroom and Republic-Citys-Bathroom together in marriage!
Now may you please all show up.
I got the rings!
I’m here and ready!
I’ve never been more ready!
Who’s the luckiest toilet in the world?
“Is this why Suki attacked me marriage questions yesterday?”
Well come on Sokka, the toilets are getting married before you. No wonder Suki was pestering you.
Hello all!
We are gathered here today to join Hiroshi-Satos-Bathroom and Republic-Citys-Bathroom together in marriage!
Now may you please all show up.
I got the rings!
I’m here and ready!
I’ve never been more ready!
Who’s the luckiest toilet in the world?
Are you getting the pre-wedding jitters, darling?
I’m so happy that all of us toilets can get together on this special day!
We are going to have so many children.
So. very. many.
Pabu’s our ring bearer, but we could use a flower toilet!
MEELO YOU AREN’T EVEN INVITED TO THE WEDDING YOU CAN’T BE THE MINISTER
((we already hired ladytsunami and by hired i mean she volunteered but i didn’t reblog the message because i’m a dumb person orz))
The things I do for love
Odds are if you are one of my friends or people I like and need someone to help with something I will volunteer. I’m worse than Katniss when it comes to automatically volunteering for something without thinking.
((\o/ bathroom minister
i hope you don’t end up going on a three-book journey and eventually kill the leader of a rebellion like Katniss))
((I loved this so much last time. I’m posting it again!))
((Bring it on.))
“The toilets are getting married today.”
You’re just jealous because you aren’t married.
//Anybody up for being a minister?
((eeyup, we have everybody for the wedding except a minister orz))
TOILET SHOP XD
I KNOW I JUST NOTICED
I’M CRyINHGn
new toilet shop because somebody is a tumblr klutz
bitch please, I have lots of money
didn’t you see all of my diamonds yesterday?
AND WILL EVERYBODY STOP MAKING BAD JOKES AROUND ME
The wedding is going to be a 12 pm EST, so be sure to be all dressed up by then, Pabu.
I hate you, but I love booze.
This is a moral dilemma.
Ask my fiance, if she says yes, then I say yes.
((http://republiccityteashop.tumblr.com/
aaaaaand we officially have a tea shop rper
/casually promotes))
THEN TAKE IT UP WITH HER BECAUSE I’M NOT LETTING YOU IN
((yeah, only I’ll be stuck in a marriage with you. we’re going to have to rp toilets stuck in a dead-end marriage.))
I’ll install one for you, Sokka. You can live here forever.
It’s nice to see somebody around here who doesn’t want to criticize our wedding.
((do ittttttt, and make horrible tea jokes every single day))
HOW DARE YOU CALL MY FOREVER TOILET A THING
SHE IS FLAWLESS AND I AM NOT POSSESSED I LOVE HER
WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER
that’s it
you’re not invited to the wedding
I have zero tolerance for tea related jokes
It has its ups and downs.
Sometimes flawless people use me.
And sometimes Meelo uses me.
GUESS WHAT
SINK IS GONE
THE PUBLIC BATHROOM AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED
SATOLIC BATHROOM IS CANON
TOINK IS OVER
YOU DO NOT DO YOUR DOODIE IN THIS TOILET
EITHER YOU GET OFF OF ME THIS INSTANT OR I WILL SUCK YOU INTO MY PIPES AND FLUSH YOU DOWN THE DRAIN INTO THE NETHERWORLD
*fartbends so that the gas knocks you unconcious* QUIET DOODYFACE! I’M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE!
I’m a toilet, Meelo, you can’t knock a toilet unconscious. We’re always awake, always watching, never sleeping.
Prepare yourself, Meelo. If you don’t get off me in ten seconds, you’re going on a trip that you may never return from.
Well I’m about done here. (wipes self, washes hands and walks out) Have a nice day, bathroom thingy. I feel like I’m forgetting something though. Probably not important. Now to go run and play
I HAVE AN AUTOMATIC FLUSHER
BUT YOU’RE STILL A DISGUSTING PIG
YOU AREN’T INVITED TO THE WEDDING EITHER!
Passing out the shirts is fine, but if you keep making that tea joke I will remove you from the guest list.
YOU DO NOT DO YOUR DOODIE IN THIS TOILET
EITHER YOU GET OFF OF ME THIS INSTANT OR I WILL SUCK YOU INTO MY PIPES AND FLUSH YOU DOWN THE DRAIN INTO THE NETHERWORLD
*fartbends so that the gas knocks you unconcious* QUIET DOODYFACE! I’M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE!
I’m a toilet, Meelo, you can’t knock a toilet unconscious. We’re always awake, always watching, never sleeping.
Prepare yourself, Meelo. If you don’t get off me in ten seconds, you’re going on a trip that you may never return from.
LOOK I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SINK
THAT TOILET IS MY FOREVER BABY
AND YOU CAN’T KEEP US APART WITH YOUR HATRED
YOU AREN’T INVITED TO THE WEDDING
Thanks to the people who promoted me O.O
And hi people who are new to this blog!
You all came at the perfect time!
You guys will get to see Bathroom get married tomorrow!
((can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that somewhere in the world, somebody wanted the toilets of tumblr to get married))
“Thats one for the books.”
July 14, 2012, 10:43 EST
A joke was logged on the website of tumblr by a user under the name of madbunny1010 that was recorded as being far worse than any joke ever told by Amon. Do not approach. This user is hostile and armed with horrible jokes. Leave this one for the police.
your jokes are worse than Amon’s
//Just realized I’m 50 away from 1,000 followers.
Don’t mind me, I’m just going to go hyperventilate and freak out.
/casually promotes
I have to disagree, my fiance is the most perfect, gorgeous, all around best toilet. Have you seen the way her water sparkles?
((ASDFGHJKL; I DON’T KNOW HOW YOUR LOGIC WORKS BUT THANK YOU AND I LOVE YOU))
hiroshi-satos-bathroom started following you
Republic City’s bathroom is a meanie. Would you be nice to be even if I use the toilet?
NO YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME I JUST GOT MYSELF POLISHED FOR THE WEDDING
YOU’RE LIKE FIVE DON’T YOU HAVE A TRAINING POTTY ON YOUR ISLAND YOU LITTLE WEIRDO
Daddy the bathrooms hate me. I’m gonna go cry and take a dump in one of your antique urns now.
Wait I’m Meelo. I don’t take orders from bathrooms, I do my doodie in them. (Pulls down pants and starts using the toilet)
YOU DO NOT DO YOUR DOODIE IN THIS TOILET
EITHER YOU GET OFF OF ME THIS INSTANT OR I WILL SUCK YOU INTO MY PIPES AND FLUSH YOU DOWN THE DRAIN INTO THE NETHERWORLD
hiroshi-satos-bathroom started following you
Republic City’s bathroom is a meanie. Would you be nice to be even if I use the toilet?
NO YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME I JUST GOT MYSELF POLISHED FOR THE WEDDING
YOU’RE LIKE FIVE DON’T YOU HAVE A TRAINING POTTY ON YOUR ISLAND YOU LITTLE WEIRDO
“You locked them in a…never mind. I would be honored to be your wedding planner. Now, how many people do you plan on inviting, and when is this all happening?”
I want to invite everybody in Republic City so they all know how much I love the public restroom and how we are a perfect couple, and I want it to happen tomorrow.
You can make it happen by tomorrow, right?
“Well….I think I can pull a few strings. But just remember, you owe me big time.”
Sure thing, Asami! Anything you want - just name it!
“Aw, bathroom! I’m so proud you finally gave her a chance! When’s the wedding? I’m invited right?”
SHIT I FORGOT TO COMPILE A GUEST LIST FOR THE WEDDING
THIS IS GOING TO PUSH OUR SCHEDULE BACKbut of course you’re invited
you know what, everybody’s invitedexcept for Hasook
“Well, thank you for inviting me. Well, Hasook probably wouldn’t show up anyways, right? Are you sure you guys don’t need a wedding planner? Do you have the flowers, priest, things for the reception, a place to get married?”
Well… we have the rings… and Pabu’s the ring bearer, and I’ve threatened to lock our attire designer in a room and take away their firstborn child if they don’t make our seat covers out of fabric made of gold and we’ve decided our cake will have twenty tiers
I thought that was all we really needed.
…
Hey Asami, do you want to be the wedding planner?
“You locked them in a…never mind. I would be honored to be your wedding planner. Now, how many people do you plan on inviting, and when is this all happening?”
I want to invite everybody in Republic City so they all know how much I love the public restroom and how we are a perfect couple, and I want it to happen tomorrow.
You can make it happen by tomorrow, right?
greeneyednonbender replied to your post: And what do you do all day as a bathroom?? :D Do…
“So you /do/ miss me!”
ASAMI DO YOU WANT MY FIANCE TO HEAR SHE HAS EYES AND EARS EVERYWHERE
“Fiance? You’re getting married? To who?!”
To the public bathroom, obviously!
She’s my forever toilet!
“Aw, bathroom! I’m so proud you finally gave her a chance! When’s the wedding? I’m invited right?”
SHIT I FORGOT TO COMPILE A GUEST LIST FOR THE WEDDING
THIS IS GOING TO PUSH OUR SCHEDULE BACKbut of course you’re invited
you know what, everybody’s invitedexcept for Hasook
“Well, thank you for inviting me. Well, Hasook probably wouldn’t show up anyways, right? Are you sure you guys don’t need a wedding planner? Do you have the flowers, priest, things for the reception, a place to get married?”
Well… we have the rings… and Pabu’s the ring bearer, and I’ve threatened to lock our attire designer in a room and take away their firstborn child if they don’t make our seat covers out of fabric made of gold and we’ve decided our cake will have twenty tiers
I thought that was all we really needed.
…
Hey Asami, do you want to be the wedding planner?
((asdfghjkl; but there is nothing about me to talk about
my entire life is tumblr
somebody has asked what my name is
so that’s good
that’s one question
that raises the video to about ten seconds
because if I just talk about myself
I will ramble
and then you will all realize that I am a boring person))
greeneyednonbender replied to your post: And what do you do all day as a bathroom?? :D Do…
“So you /do/ miss me!”
ASAMI DO YOU WANT MY FIANCE TO HEAR SHE HAS EYES AND EARS EVERYWHERE
“Fiance? You’re getting married? To who?!”
To the public bathroom, obviously!
She’s my forever toilet!
“Aw, bathroom! I’m so proud you finally gave her a chance! When’s the wedding? I’m invited right?”
SHIT I FORGOT TO COMPILE A GUEST LIST FOR THE WEDDING
THIS IS GOING TO PUSH OUR SCHEDULE BACK
but of course you’re invited
you know what, everybody’s invited
except for Hasook
greeneyednonbender replied to your post: And what do you do all day as a bathroom?? :D Do…
“So you /do/ miss me!”
ASAMI DO YOU WANT MY FIANCE TO HEAR SHE HAS EYES AND EARS EVERYWHERE
“Fiance? You’re getting married? To who?!”
To the public bathroom, obviously!
She’s my forever toilet!
AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THIS STUPID COMPUTER RECORD VIDEO
so, while I try to figure that out, send me some asks for a meet the mun video
I swear to God it will be a five second video of me saying hi if you don’t
“So you /do/ miss me!”
ASAMI DO YOU WANT MY FIANCE TO HEAR SHE HAS EYES AND EARS EVERYWHERE
