//...Toilets. My god, let me love you all.
WHEN I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE ANON YOU WILL SUFFER A THOUSAND DEATHS IT’S UNACCEPTABLE TO THINK THAT I WOULD EVEN GO NEAR THAT TOILET
Nobody calls the public bathroom the finest toilet in Republic City when that’s obviously me. Tarrlok, you better watch your back because bathrooms don’t give up grudges.
republic-citys-bathroom: Read More ((Faith in humanity has dropped again.))
DISNEY PRINCESSES. AND HIROSHI.
mr-hiroshi-sato: I’m a pretty princess…Aren’t I? Am I kicked out of the fandom, yet?
kason-the-equalist: tsuri-the-rogue: tahno-privatelessons: asamisatoo: Create yourself as a Disney Princess strangestwords: feelslikeaflower: I AM A PRETTY PRINCESS. *O* YES YOU ARE PRINCESS ASAMI? AW YEAH GURL Sorry I’m not sorry Hi, I’m Princess Tsuri and I’m here to FUCK SHIT UP FFFF I FEEL SO GOTH COMPARED TO YOU ALL! Toilets are automatically mermaids,...
Anonymous asked: Why are all the toilets angry at each other? I just wish we can all get along and have sleepovers like we use to.
Anonymous asked: green. bathrooms turn me on.
notrelevatwhatsoever: hiroshi-satos-bathroom started following you
((Guys, guys, I just realized something
The morning is evil. Amon is evil. The morning is Amon.))
ohheyitsjohanna asked: This is the best url ever. Just saying/
See what your followers think of you.
thegermanequalistsquirrel: kason-the-equalist: princessofthenorthernwatertribe: aquabatgirl: BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate...
So ever since the Sato Bathrooms made their way...
republic-citys-bathroom: Tadaa! I changed the color of my toilet water. I feel like this has had a very postitive effect on my life. I mean I knew I was a fabulous bathroom bitch before, but now I’m freaking gorgeous! But just to remind everybody, this is what the public bathroom looked like last week:
thegermanexequalistsquirrel-dea asked: Tell me bathroom, are you an equalist bathroom or a bender-loving bathroom?
askmissavatarkorra: hiroshi-satos-bathroom started following you “Joy, theres more of you. Thats totally not unsettling.” How could you deny a toilet this sexy? I mean, Asami will always be my one true soulmate, but you weren’t that bad the one time you used me. I’m reaching that point in my life where I’d be game for just about anybody. Anybody except for filthy...
((My power went out last night. Somewhere among the crying of, “It isn’t fair,” I ended up writing something about the bathroom on the last dregs of my laptop’s battery. I’m not even sure if what I managed to write was coherent, but I’ll post it here for you guys to read anyway.)) Plunk. Plunk. Plunk. The bathroom had been listening to the incessant dripping of...
republic-citys-bathroom: teamplayerhasook replied to your post: Things in life that I hate: The Sato Bathrooms ((You’re like one of those cheap portaloos…made of plastic, blue water, and a flush thats weaker than an OAP shitting. Toilet = rinsed)) And you’re just like that character on the show that everyone hates. Oh wait, you are. Fucking Hasook Not even toilets want you on them It must...
Things in life that I hate: The Sato Bathrooms
republic-citys-bathroom: pathetic excuses for bathrooms At least I don’t go chasing after everybody’s ass this side of Air Temple Island.
thegermanexequalistsquirrel-dea asked: Good day to you fancy bathroom, don't be alarmed as I am a talking squirrel from Germany.
sassy-asami: hiroshi-satos-bathroom: If Asami hadn’t left me behind in the mansion, this could be happening right now. But instead, you’re forced to endure bathroom-free adventures in which the action will be cut short because these guys won’t be able to find a toilet. “You just have to let go… find a new person with a nice butt…” But Asami, your butt is the only butt for me. It is perfect...
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Crossroads of Destiny: Good Morning & Welcome! →
republic-citys-bathroom: crossroadofdestiny: I would like to offer a warm welcome to the following: the-rock-star-girl icebending imfromthewatertribe flylikeappa donttrustpetyr vroomvroomvroombeepbeep hiroshi-satos-bathroom republic-citys-bathroom verilythis soupergrrl the-blind-earthbender … It must be a proud day when 2 bathrooms follow you That’s two more bathrooms...
beifongoutlaw: hiroshi-satos-bathroom folgt dir jetzt “Why is the bathroom following me?” It’s the police force’s fault that I’m sitting in this shut down mansion right now, so I’m just going to stalk you until the mansion is re-opened for human habitation. Even if you’re working outside of the law now, it started with you, and I’m waiting for it to end...
the-sato-bathroom: hiroshi-satos-bathroom: asamisatoo: the-sato-bathroom: asamisatoo: “h-hi.” “I’m guessing my doppelganger and the captain sent you here?” No, Asami, we go way back. I’m your favorite toilet, remember? Not that other dirty one. “Do you mean the ladies’ powder room?” “I don’t believe it was ever quite… dirty.” I’m obviously the cleaner of the two restrooms...
asamisatoo: the-sato-bathroom: asamisatoo: “h-hi.” “I’m guessing my doppelganger and the captain sent you here?” No, Asami, we go way back. I’m your favorite toilet, remember? Not that other dirty one. “Do you mean the ladies’ powder room?” “I don’t believe it was ever quite… dirty.” I’m obviously the cleaner of the two restrooms in the house - the downstairs one has...
Anonymous asked: I'm having some really massive cramps, and I think I have the runs.. can i use you quick? Thanks... ..fuck where's the TP?
((DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO CREATE A BATHROOM UNION...
((Republic City officially has a bathroom harem. A Bathroom Union raises so many questions - Who is our leader? Are we a democracy or an autocracy? Which bathroom is really the key to finding Ursa? Why is there so much in-fighting among the Union? Clearly the only way to answer this is to form the greatest Bathroom Union to ever exist.))
mr-hiroshi-sato asked: There you are! I've been looking for you everywhere. You need to go teach that Republic City bathroom some manners.
hiroshi-satos-bathroom is following
republic-citys-bathroom: You’re just jealous that my toilet’s nicer than yours aren’t you?