January 2013
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brokenwingsflyingaway:
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can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or
this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say
this is my time to shine
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janeporters:
so at my family’s new year party my mom yelled out that the strippers had arrived and when i turned around it wAS MY GRANDPA IN DRAG
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spookymormon:
spookymormon:
so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.
i just asked him to bless this post and he did
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vvebkinz:
does rihanna have a last name
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tedthejinglebellhop:
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
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lydiallama:
headcanon that John would prank call the same number in different disguises
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2012:
lapfoxofficial:
i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead
i told you dead and i are just friends
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sunsetbl-vd:
andivictoria:
This is too much for me to take in
Sometimes being ratchet will save your damn life
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miraculoustang:
got so bored that i decided to over do an over done joke with over done audio
happy new year!
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dersedeity:
[SHIPS DIRKJANE AGGRESSIVELY]
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kyrararamachina:
unclefather:
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
“wtf is a eucalyptus”
“this smells like my grandma”
“wtf does “wood” smell like”
“this is bs i’m going home”
#i imagine all of these being said by the same person #getting more and more disgruntled as they pass through the store
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rockholmes:
how the heck did they pitch ideas for spongebob episodes
how did they sit down and brainstorm and end up with “okay, what if an alaskan bullworm ate sandy’s tail”
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queenlaqueefuh:
and i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls
then i saw them again
December 2012
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idolfried:
idolfried:
i jsut googled spongebob cosplay and now i cnat stopl aughing
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wizcoylifa:
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
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bowtiesarentcool:
acabininthemiddleofthemountains:
bowtiesarentcool:
THERE’S A TARDIS BLUE CAR IN THE KOHLS PARKING LOT WITH THE LICENSE PLATE “BDWOLF”
love when people lie for notes
exCUSE YOU
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