brokenwingsflyingaway:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

brokenwingsflyingaway:

can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or

this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say

this is my time to shine

janeporters:

so at my family’s new year party my mom yelled out that the strippers had arrived and when i turned around it wAS MY GRANDPA IN DRAG

(Source: glindasupland)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

vvebkinz:

does rihanna have a last name